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Antoine Fuqua's music videos beginnings lend to his very particular cinematic style. From his feature debut with The Replacement Killers, starring Mira Sorvino and Chow Yun-Fat (1996), an abundance of style, color, and scenes flipping between moody atmosphere and frenetic energy adorn everything he does.
An American Guy Ritchie with a little less bombast in his violence but a greater effort to flesh out his characters, he's the gritty-crime-drama version of Five Guys Burgers - comfort food that's dressed up nicely - for when you want something a little extra special but without the conservative formalities of fine dining. Think of former Denzel/Fuqua collaboration Training Day, Jamie Fox spy thriller Bait, ensemble cop drama Brooklyn's Finest, Mark Wahlberg's Shooter, and Gerard Butler's recent Olympus Has Fallen. The Equalizer is no different, and if what you want is a tense, bloody, organized crime revenge tale that's steeped in that moody atmosphere and with unsually well developed characters for the genre, then Denzel and Fuqua set down in front of you exactly what you'd ordered.

A little boy's review of Antoine Fuqua's The Equalizer.
The Equalizer begins quietly, following Denzel's Robert McCall as he starts his day, before heading off to work at Home Mart (the film using a repurposed Lowes building supplies store). McCall's dwelling is spartan. No television or paintings on the walls. The only light filters through the occasional window, casting gloomy shadows around the rooms. McCall brushes his teeth methodically, shaves his head with electric clippers, and checks his watch as he swipes any remaining inconveniences from his perfectly pressed, flat-front slacks and crisp, blue, button-down shirt. The apartment is deeply silent, excepting the isolated sounds of his preparation.

McCall rides a bus to work, reading a book on the way, checking his watch again as he arrives at work, where he stocks shelves and responds to whatever banter other employees offer with charismatic non-committance. It should have been apparent to any viewer before he left his house that McCall had spent his entire adult life - until just before we meet him - in a military career, before moving on to this very deliberately, very quiet life, around nice, simple people. None of his old habits have waned, yet he seems well established in his new routine.

Part of McCall's routine involves helping others, including a Home Mart employee who's determined to pass the security guard test, and Teri, a young customer (a hardly recognizable Chloë Grace Moretz) at the neighborhood late night diner - McCall's one apparent indulgence. She's determined she might one day be a singer, rebelling fiercely against the irreconcilable reality that she's making her living as a Russian Mafia prostitute. "I think... you can be... anything - you want to be," McCall tells her, with a warm, paternal sincerity. They discuss a book he's been reading.
Fuqua's efforts to craft a story with depth and texture can be seen and felt throughout these dramatic scenes, from start to finish. Readily digestible symbolism peppers the film, with greater effect than the the white globes of light marring many of the scenes from Fuqua's Brooklyn's Finest, with the color palette here telling as much about a scene as the action or dialogue.

McCall's days are unusually easy to enumerate in this film, and yet every day he wears blue. Every day. And, his apartment is white, and the days are mostly grey. Until, that is, something changes his routine. He feels compelled to act against an injustice, and tries his best to resolve it with tremendous civility - but he's now wearing black. There's no question what this color means, and it should be noted the bad guy's lair is painted entirely in black, though decorated with a Madonna and Child painting surrounded by an obnoxious, gilded frame, and numerous tattooed henchmen wearing gold jewelry, and an awful lot of skulls everywhere.

Elsewhere in the film, characters wear other colors, suggesting vulnerability, authority, and balance. There's a number of scenes where characters wear a shirt and vest, or 2 shirts, and again, the mixed colors reveal something about the character. Ultimately, a nice gray poplin tells us McCall's prana has finally harmonized.
The various books McCall reads also symbolize events in the story, helpfully signposting our progress through the tale, while clever music choices compliment the other elements within each scene. While many scenes omit scoring altogether, others include classical music, and most of the action scenes include various types of rock music (mostly Eminem). This is a juggling act Fuqua manages impressively.
Fuqua goes even further imbuing every scene and character with added depth. As mentioned, McCall's military background is established by his checking his watch, but even a low level thug's personal life is painted all over the background of his scenes. Played by the ironically named David Harbour, slob of a cop-on-the-take 'Masters' can be described as a die-hard Bostonian and avid fisherman. How do we know? Late in the film, a scene opens with a wide shot of Master's house, where a barely recognizable outboard motor peaks out from behind some bushes in the backyard. It might be mistaken as a barbecue grill, except for the word Suzuki silk-screened on the side. Inside the house, there's a Red Sox banner on the wall, complementing the ball-cap he wore earlier in the film. Later in the sequence, Masters passes his garage, where numerous tails, formerly attached to bluefin, or maybe swordfish, are mounted along the outside wall. (Fish symbolism is ever-present, by the way.) This sort of detail can be found among many of the characters - we learn about them by what's in the scene, not what's being said.
While more subtle or cerebral efforts in these textural embellishments could garner greater praise from some critics, it's important to make the point lesser films would omit any of these efforts altogether, and after all, this film is a hyper-stylized revenge fantasy, not Jane Eyre. And, while it's not Jane Eyre, and though the lowest Russian thug is amusingly named Slavi, because... why bother, the head of the criminal organization is named Pushkin. This may allude to real life Russian novelist and aristocrat Alexander Pushkin, noted for his literary "contrarities" within neo-classicism, Romanticism, and realism. Perhaps more on the nose, his works include The Bronze Horseman, which stylistically parallels The Equalizer's counterpointing tones, and Little Tragedies, which includes a story on the fall of Don Juan, and the short piece Mozart and Saleri which loosely resembles The Equalizer's narrative. Fuqua should be commended for augmenting the film's primary raison d'être, straightforward action, with a perfect complement of easily digestible literary sophistication.
Acting is solid across the board, and largely exceptional. When does Denzel ever do anything that isn't? Marton Csokas fills the shoes of McCall's primary adversary, Teddy, and he's superbly cast. Demonstrably sociopathic, yet eternally refined, scenes with Teddy and McCall crackle, particularly those with quiet dialogue.
And the action, while it develops slowly, builds nicely. Camerawork is at times clever, or cool - night vision and rifle scope point of views are a requisite for this type of film - but ultimately it's all about McCall shaking of the cobwebs from his old skills, and taking down bad guys. Let's just say that anything, literally anything, can be a weapon to a trained killer, and McCall ultimately demonstrates he's an exceptionally handy handyman.

Synopsis: In The Equalizer, Denzel Washington plays McCall, a man who believes he has put his mysterious past behind him and dedicated himself to beginning a new, quiet life. But when McCall meets Teri (Chloë Grace Moretz), a young girl under the control of ultra-violent Russian gangsters, he can't stand idly by - he has to help her. Armed with hidden skills that allow him to serve vengeance against anyone who would brutalize the helpless, McCall comes out of his self-imposed retirement and finds his desire for justice reawakened. If someone has a problem, if the odds are stacked against them, if they have nowhere else to turn, McCall will help. He is The Equalizer. - Sony Pictures

The Equalizer is particularly successful  in using the medium of film for it's most fundamental purpose: Show, don't tell. If viewed from the perspective 'form follows function,' where the function is entertainment, The Equalizer succeeds marvelously. It's not quite Shakespeare, but solid stuff nonetheless.

Materials Copyright 2014 Sony Pictures Entertainment/Columbia Pictures

(... whatever that means.)

Tusk one-sheet alternateIndustry newcomer A24 Films deals in a very distinctive oeuvre. Look for mainstream, a-list talent delving into oddball projects with strong writing and fringe concepts, but modest budgets, and there's where you'll find A24. Sometimes the result is a bust (See: Obvious Child), but always, it's interesting (See: The Rover). Always unusual (See: Spring Breakers). And sometimes, amazing (See: Under the Skin, Locke, Enemy, The Spectacular Now).

So it goes with Kevin Smith's new disasterpiece of a film Tusk, the latest quintessentially A24 project. It's totally unlike anything Smith's ever done, yet with every classic Smith element used to mostly great effect. It's a low-budget fractured fairytale - at brief moments, a relationship drama, bent comedy road trip, dialogue heavy contemplation on the human condition, satirical homage, and mostly a cheesy horror film. It's a twisted, tonally conflicted skewering of mainstream filmmaking, and yet a fascinating and often warped bit of brilliance. Tusk may fizzle, given it's many flaws, but it just might become the cult darling of the decade. 

    "Fact: Kevin Smith has never been photographed without his trademark hockey jerseys... or skinny."

    - Ben Affleck.*

Overtly, this is a story about Justin Long's Wallace, a pod-caster who travels to Canada to interview (read: mock) a counterfeit Star Wars Kid who accidentally cut his own leg off imitating a scene from Kill Bill. (Kevin Smith is a big Quentin Tarantino fan). The kid has died, and not wanting to waste the trip, Wallace finds an old storyteller who seems might be a good replacement for the failed Kill Bill Kid interview. The storyteller, Howard Howe - played by Michael Parks (Kevin Smith is a big Michael Parks fan) - induces Wallace to travel some distance to a secluded mansion (requisite horror film location) where things go exactly as Howe has planned and completely not as Wallace expects. This is where the horror story begins. It's not so much horror as a balance between horror and PG-13 torture porn. We get the sense of Eli Roth with less sadism but a humorous edge. In part, the humor comes from Howe's truly demented plan, but equally from some pretty aweful make-up and effects, as well as Smith's bizarro ideas of what this madman's ultimate game plan would be. Let's be clear: this guy is nuts.

TUSK_00063_rgb (Large).jpgSmith has stated he wanted to make this film in part to showcase Michael Parks' acting ability - and this is definitely one area where Tusk hits a home run. A grand slam really. Parks' Howe is meant to be a captivating storyteller - and he's mesmerizing. When Wallace and Howe sit for tea, and Howe recounts his days in the Navy with Ernest Hemingway, it's as if time stands still while he talks. This is also an example of Kevin Smith's hallmark skill - dialogue. If there's any doubt to Parks' skill, he removes all with a second character he plays later in the film, if anything, channeling Red Skelton's beloved Clem Kadiddlehopper character.

tumblr_nc2a1aKGXW1tlr5feo1_1280.jpgComplimenting Parks' roles is the character Inspector Guy LaPointe, a fictional detective based on real life Canadiens hockey legend Guy LaPointe (Smith is a big hockey fan). LaPointe is actually played by Johnny Depp. Seriously - Johnny Depp is in this film. And, Depp hasn't inhabited such a role since Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas, or maybe Edward Scissorhands. He's brilliant as LaPointe, evoking a modern Inspector Clueseau. This character is riotously funny and it wouldn't be a surprise to see a sequel centered on him.

Justin Long's performance as douchey pod-caster Wallace begins typically for anything Long does. His stiff delivery is actually well suited to a cheesy interwebs personality. What's truly interesting is where Long goes once the horror begins and straight dialogue - Long's weak point - is replaced by a terrified captive who devolves psychologically as the situation grows more horrific. For this, Long immerses himself in the role and earns solid respect for his efforts.

TUSK_00127_rgb (Large).jpgMost other characters exist anecdotally in the film, with Haley Joel Osment sitting in as Wallace's Ed McMahon laugh track sidekick while proving the most likeable character in the film, though with little to actually do. Also, Kevin Smith's daughter and Johnny Depp's daughter play a couple of Canadian convenience store clerks (Smith's a big fan of convenience stores, Johnny Depp, and Canada).

Truly, Smith seems to want to evoke the simultaneous feel of 80's screwball comedies and low-budget horror films from the same era. The effects are simultaneously morbid and yet corny, the motivations completely nonsensical, and the characters are fully committed to absurd agendas, with off the wall personalities. Smith goes so far as to quote Bob and Doug MacKenzie from Strange Brew, while Guy LaPointe is, at the very least, an homage to Rosie LaRose from that film. In fact, the more I think about it, the more structurally, tonally, comedically and satirically related to that earlier film Tusk seems. If not siblings, it's a close cousin at the very least, and similarities to the Naked Gun series, Top Secret and/or Blake Edwards, as well as, largely, Sam Raimi's early works and, slightly, early Elm Street and Halloween entries litter the film.

One note on a particularly obvious flaw in Tusk relates to tonal shifts. From time to time, Smith arrests the horror story and shifts to the relationship between Wallace, his girlfriend, and Osment's sidekick character back in Los Angeles. Relationship drama and the intimate conversations inherent to them are another hallmark Smith trope. Unfortunately, while that storyline could work well in a different film, this becomes a series of jarring detours that just don't work here. The idea of flipping between story-lines could work, but it needs to be something else - maybe more comedy, but not uncomfortable relationship minutia.


It's difficult to say Tusk is a good film, but it's definitely a curiosity. It's the sort of film that's embraced by disaffected teens and twenty-somethings as genius, while parents shake their heads in disgust, declaring "Kids today! What's this world coming to?"

"I don't wanna die in Canada!"

For me? I sat simultaneously captivated and bewildered as I watched, but after it was over a friend and I found ourselves discussing it at length - and laughing like idiots. Whatever it is, at least it's interesting, and leaves an amiable enough impression - as long as this sort of thing is, um... you're cup of tea.

Justin Long (above) doing some of his best work.

Materials copyright 2014 by A24 films.

Also, it is not a verified fact that Ben Affleck has ever openly mocked Kevin Smith's weight.

TMNT 2014 one sheet.jpgNeed something for the kids to do? Teenage Muntant Ninja Turtles just opened, and looks to be the #1 film this weekend. It's received a stunning A CinemaScore rating from kids (viewers under 25).

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   Copyright Paramount / Nikelodeon, 2014


Guardians Of The Galaxy_One Sheet small.jpgDid you know Spirit in the Sky, the backing music to the main trailer for Guardians of the Galaxy, was released in 1969? That's the same year the Guardians were introduced to the world by Marvel Comics.

Norman Greenbaums's psychedelic 60's anthem isn't the only element in the making of Guardians that will help it become the biggest blockbuster of the year. But make no mistake, that's exactly what GotG is poised to do.

Actually, many industry trackers are predicting a mid $60 million opening weekend. My prediction: expect it to do much, much better than that, and expect total earnings for its entire run to spin some industry heads. Here's another prediction: Dave Bautista might be the breakout star of the film.

Why will GotG do so well? Among other things:

  • Under-estimation/over-reliance of social mentions, which has trouble tracking outside the youth demo.
  • Nostalgic reverence for a soundtrack that links to an era with some of the greatest films an older audience remembers fondly.
  • Absolutely fantastic look and effects. As the 17 minute Imax preview 3 weeks ago proved, the look and special effects of this film are astonishing. Nothing this year compares.
  • That great soundtrack all by itself. Seriously. Aside from the links to Star Wars, Jaws, Close Encounters, Alien, and so many others, the music is just energizing.
  • That doughy Parks n Rec guy all beefed up.
  • An all star cast including John C. Reilly, Benicio Del Toro, Glenn Close and many more.
  • Self aware and genre deprecating humor. Just look at the poster. That's Han Solo folks!
  • A dreadful, and I mean absolutely dreadful summer movie season. The public is desperate for something exciting, well made, and not too serious.
  • Probably the best marketing campaign of a film in 10 years.
  • It's a really, really good film. And, fun for all ages.
  • Subliminal messaging.
  • And finally, the Sipowicz maneuver.

Check in tomorrow to learn what those are, and why they all matter, as well as about the making of the film, see all the trailers, interviews and clips from the movie, and find a complete encyclopedia of all the marketing art, along with a ton of insider facts and trivia you might not otherwise know.

All of that will be revealed in our 'Guardians of the Galaxy Starboard-side Companion,' tomorrow. It's absolutely everything there is to know about this film. Until then, let this behind-the-scenes featurette that introduces all the main characters tide you over. And take note of professional wrestler Dave Bautista's blue Drax. That guy is hilarious.

PS: There's several sneak previews tonight. The 7pm Imax will include a limited edition poster giveaway. It's pretty cool. 


Free cd's, T-shirt, too!

Last March, I interviewed an indie label owner for one of our most popular articles ever. I checked in with owner Joe Spadaro recently to find out how the 'I Saved Latin!' cd release, timed to coincide with 'The Grand Budapest Hotel' theatrical relase, had been going and what else was up at American Laundromat Records.

Alert! We have several copies of the two CD set to give away - FREE - and 1 (ONE) super secret, extra special, limited edition, Glow-In-The-Dark Repo-Man T-Shirt to give away as well! If you think you're deserving, just leave a comment below. And please help us out: share, tweet, or like our articles. It truly helps build readership. Also, check out other posts for more free items. There's still some How To Train your Dragon 2 passes and a poster, and Transformers passes.

It isn't hard to guage the popularity of the I Saved Latin! album. Since its release, articles and reviews have popped up in every major music magazine, as well as some mainstream news journals. NME (in the UK), Paste, Allmusic, Pitchfork, Spin, Hitfix, RipItup (in Australia!), CMJ and even USA Today have covered the release. ALR music is available at, on iTunes, and at ALR's own website.

After the rush and bussle of releasing a new album has settled down, I asked Joe to comment on how the release went, and what else is going on at ALR. Here's what he said:

    I Saved Latin! has been our most successful project ever. Due to the overwhelming number of emails we've received to put it out on vinyl, we're now starting to work on a special double-LP edition which will include a brand new cover. It's being recorded this month as a matter of fact. We're  keeping the track and artist a secret for the time-being but hope to  announce in the fall. We'll be doing a new bundle once the LP is available  featuring bonus items not previously offered, [and] really looking forward to it.

Here's Juliana Hatfield's Needle in the Hay from the album - which you could receive for free if you leave a comment below!


Hold Me Thrill Me one sheet.jpgThat's not all ALR's been up to though. Joe's been involved with the release of cult classic film Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me on DVD, which, even if it wasn't a cool film, deserves tremendous respect for a soundtrack that includes The Pixies and Violent Femmes. Check it out to see Sean Young in something other than Blade Runner. Actually, did you know she's been in film or on TV every year since Blade Runner, except 1983? That includes 45 episodes of The Young and the Restless, and at least 5 projects this year!

Repo Man, The Glowing CarSpeaking of cult classics, ALR has re-released their infamous Repo Man T-shirt! You can find the new version right over at ALR's website, where it's been re-issued with a solid green graphic. They've also released an Eraserhead T!

And, if you leave a comment below, and you're very, very lucky, and super special, you might receive a brand new, classic version of the Repo T, with glow-in-the-dark graphic - for free. Why? Because I have one, and I'll give it away to a commenter by the end of the summer.

If you'd like to read the extensive interview with Joe, giving us lots of details about the I Saved Latin! album and ALR's history, check out the original article here.

...and prove that making them is a lot more fun than watching them. (I mean, so I've heard.) Still, you might be curious to take a peek...

Sex Tape, one sheetSynopsis: Jay (Jason Segel) and Annie (Cameron Diaz) are a married couple still very much in love, but ten years and two kids have cooled the passion. To get it back, they decide - why not? - to make a video of themselves trying out every position in THE JOY OF SEX in one marathon three-hour session. It seems like a great idea, until they discover that their most private video has gone public. In a panic, they begin a wild night of adventure - tracking down leads, roping in friends, duping Annie's boss - all to reclaim their video, their reputation, their sanity, and, most importantly, their marriage. (c) Sony

Sex Tape opens to Diaz's character Annie recollecting the first time her (now) husband Jay, played by Segel, had seen her naked. For the next 10 minutes or so, we're treated to a whirlwind review of every sexual encounter between them from when they first met until they get married. Then things, um... grind to a halt.

Annie writes a mom blog, and the point she's making in recounting their history is the dampener having kids is on their sex life. It all boils down to, she argues, time. They're just too busy and too tired.

The article inspires Annie to make some time for her and Jay, and further inspires her to try and rekindle the magic. Thus: the Sex Tape. They use Jay's work iPad, which syncs to the cloud. Naturally, things get out of hand fast.

As the two frantically tour the city attempting to retrieve each work tablet, they encounter a series of unwitting recipients, and this is where the comedy ensues.

Rob Lowe and Rob Corddry serve as two foils during the spree, and provide some of the most amusing moments. Corddry is Jay's best friend who maybe, kinda, wants to see the video. Lowe portrays Annie's potential future boss, Hank, a Steve Jobs type owner of a wholesome family toy company, where all the executives speak with that currently popular, very, very annoying vocal fry young women seem to like using so much. We learn Hank has many not-so-wholesome extracurricular activities.

Segel wrote the story with two others, including Forgetting Sarah Marshall scribe Nicholas Stoller, who also directly the recently released Neighbors. The film is based on a story by Kate Angelo. Sex Tape counts as a minor contribution to the recently exploding catalog of hard "R" romantic comedies. The opening strongly resembles the open to Neighbors, and often feels like it's telling us these guys have run out of steam on the subject. They're all very talented, so perhaps a new milieu is in order. It's also worth noting that most of the characters swear incessantly. Sometimes the creators want situations to feel natural and encourage the actors to use conversational language, so the film doesn't seem overly dramatic or 'actorly.' But when the "F" word competes with "like" for the most used filler word in a sentence, it starts to feel awkward. When combined with some serious moments, it often shifts the tone of the film far from the outrageous comedy it wants to be.

Still, there are some scenes that strike the funny-bone with aplomb. As previously mentioned, Corddry and especially Lowe's antics slay. Each could have been revisited at points through the movie to amp up what was already working really well. And near the end of the movie, we watch excepts from "the tape" and some scenes are a riot.

Overall, Sex Tape is a mild distraction that could have benefited from a deeper mining of the hilarious situations its subject matter has to offer.

 Copyright 2014, Sony.

How To Train Your Dragon 2, ToothlessNeed something for the kids to do? The very popular, and visually stunning, How to Train Your Dragon 2 will still be in theaters this weekend, including Crossgates, Rotterdam Square, Regal East Greenbush and Colonie, and Wilton Mall. And, Transformers is still going strong.

Leave a comment below. You might be the lucky commenter emailed back with passes for the movie! You could also win a full size poster. Indicate which movie, or the poster, you'd prefer in your comment.  And, please share a link to The Reel Deal on your Facebook, Twitter, or other social page.

   Copyright Dreamworks Animation 2014

How To Train Your Dragon 2, one sheet 

Dawn of the Planet of the sheet.jpgSo, this absurdly fit, young guy was chatting me up in a public men's room last week, and boy was he excited. It was a little awkward, but I was interested...

He was talking about Dawn of the Planet of the Apes, which opened this weekend. He wasn't sure if that was all really amazing make-up or CGI, but the apes looked incredible, and the story was fantastic. He's sure they have to do a sequel. Well, if this one makes money, but he thinks it will. He's not alone, many peope clapped at the end of the showing I attended.

Then, last night, I heard two young, particularly masculine men declare with absolute conviction to a pretty waitress that the movie was excellent. Absolultey. One of the best movies they'd ever seen.

Clearly, something about this film speaks to their inner... <insert evolution related joke here.>

To be honest, knowing the simians were CGI, I'm not as drawn into this story and its characters as many people might be. I'm not an animation fanatic. Still, I know it's Andy Serkis (Gollum from Peter Jackson's Tolkien films, King Kong, and many others), so I'm interested to see what he can do. And in fairness, he does very well. The CGI people also deserve credit for making Cesar and the others look remarkly realistic, and somehow you can still see Serkis' face in the ape's. It's uncanny.

CGI continues its ceaseless evoltion, so all the creatures in the new film may distract viewers just by their remarkable realism

Dawn is essentially a political thriller, with the doves and the hawks among the apes vying for power, while the humans do exactly the same. That intrigue raises the stakes, and naturally, armageddon ensues. The film is surprisingly affecting, despite the creaky plot points, and even for cynics like me. But, the filmmakers know they still have to bring the awesome, so if you're looking for an evil monkey riding a horse bareback, jumping over a flamming tank while firing AK-47's from both hands, screaching with bared teeth and rockets and grenades explode all around, well, you'll get your money's worth.

Dawn of the Planet of the Apes delivers exactly what anyone would expect, and even if it's not your cup of tea, you'll have to admit they did what they do well.

Incidentally, it also made a ton of money opening weekend. 20th Century Fox was downplaying estimates, perhaps really not sure what the public's taste was. This despite a baren 4th of July weekend. Seriously? The only thing it was up against was Transformers, in its third week. Fox guessed $50 to $60 million, and industry trackers started with a guess of $70m, but scaled back based on Friday figures. The weekend's almost done, and Rentrack is proviing a final estimate of $73 million for the weekend.

Not bad for a bunch of damn, dirty apes.

Here's Rentrack's official weekend top 12 for North America.

1. Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes - 20th Century Fox - $73.0M
2. Transformers: Age Of Extinction - Paramount - $16.5M
3. Tammy - Warner Bros. - $12.9M
4. 22 Jump Street - Sony - $6.7M
5. How To Train Your Dragon 2 - 20th Century Fox - $5.9M
6. Earth To Echo - Relativity Media - $5.5M
7. Deliver Us From Evil - Sony - $4.7M
8. Maleficent - Disney - $4.2M
9. Begin Again - The Weinstein Company - $2.9M
10. Jersey Boys - Warner Bros. - $2.5M
11. Think Like A Man Too - Sony - $2.5M
12. America - Lionsgate - $2.5M

 Copyright 2014 Twentieth Century Fox


There's only one way to make it in Hollywood: take off your clothes. So, Kiwi boytoy Emmett Skilton goes the Full Monty on his first trip to tinsel town, when The Almighty Johnsons airs tonight on Sy-Fy. Ok, that might be a bit over the top. (But he does...) 

The Almighty Johnsons Axl and Olaf

We're taking a little time off from movies, to bring you news of a television show premiering tonight that's truly worth watching. There's more than just Hobbits on the bottom of planet earth. There's New Zealand's The Almighty Johnsons.

Uninhibited actor Emmett Skilton plays Axl Johnson, the youngest of four working class-ish brothers living in Auckland (Auckland is the only city I know in New Zealand, so I'm assuming that's it), who are somewhat blessed by a gift: they host the mortal embodiment of Norse gods - at least after they turn 21. This is where Emmett needs to get his kit off. After all, having a Norse god (we don't know who he'll get, but does that matter?) descend to Earth and possess your body has a fairly explosive effect, so you might as well strip down before hand. Apparently, based on this show, New Zealanders don't suffer from the chronic obesity epidemic that plagues we Americans.

The Almighty Johnsons, guys.While it'd be hard to name even one other TV show from the land down under the land down under, TAJ was created by very prolific writers James Griffin and Rachel Lang who clearly have a great gift for jaunty dialog and crafting laugh out loud funny dilemmas for their characters to get in to. You'd think being a god would be all kinds of awesome, but not so for these four. Especially because of the goddesses...

The Almighty Johnsons plays like the old American show Charmed, with a slight role reversal. Here, the males are the dominant characters (at least in their own minds), and the females take a back seat - at least for a while. Another difference here is that the female gods are just as inept, just as clever, just as misguided, and just as committed to doing the right thing - whatever that is - as the guys are. The only thing that might seem odd is how New Zealanders only seem to be able to pronounce one vowel. (10 points if you can geese which one!) But even that's adorable.

 It's difficult to pick the best characters, or actors, or best storyline, but Jared Turner's character Ty gets my vote as the most tragic. The god of cold and darkness, Hod, inhabits him, leaving him bereft of human contact lest he accidentally freeze them to death. Rachel Nash is also particularly fun as the hippy-dippy fortune teller slash recovering drug addict Ingrid, who also happens to be Snotra, the goddess of wisdom. You might also recognize Dean O'Gorman who plays brother Anders Johnson, as Fili, the dwarf with a bit too much affinity for sharp objects in Peter Jackson's The Hobbit films. And whatever you do, don't piss off Thor.

The Almighty Johnsons godessesThis doesn't diminish the work of the other actors in this huge ensemble cast. Everyone is fantastically amusing, and the trouble they get into, and their laughable attempts to get out of it should have any viewer hooked straight off. Despite a limited budget and rarity of special effects, the story compels as the talented actors draw us in. But when the budget does allow for a few effects, boy do they pay off. Don't piss off a an angry ice god, that's all I can say.

The Almighty Johnsons ran for three seasons in New Zealand, where apparently government subsidies support a lot of the programs they make. With a small but fiercely loyal fan-base, TAJ couldn't sustain funding for a fourth season. No matter, the three we have are worth every second, ending with a fitting send-off and allowing a return in future, should the gods ever find the opportunity to visit Earth again.

For now, the only question is Sy-Fy. Ever hear of Firefly? Need I say more? The network has planted the show on Friday nights at 10PM (that's tonight folks!) Friday's can be a risky night, but it could be worse. The 10PM time slot is essential, as our watershed rules would mean somebody could get upset at the very adult themes the show continually addresses. (There's a lot of sex, and a lot of drinking, etc.) It's all in good fun, though the characters involved take everything in earnest.

Let's hope Sy-Fy has learned from past mistakes, and doesn't try swapping around the episode order, or hopping weeknights for the heck of it, or skipping weeks and leaving viewers wondering where to find it.

The first episode starts slow, and seems sophomoric, but give it time - they're playing a long game, and these guys (and gals) will grow on you. Check out the trailer below. Then, give it two episodes. I promise, you'll be hooked.

The Almighty Johnsons premieres tonight at 10PM on the Sy-Fy channel. You can keep up with America's reaction at their official Twitter feed here. @almightyjohnsnz

 Copyright South Pacific Picutres sheet.jpgHollywood inexplicably walked away from about $100 million in receipts by not releasing any blockbuster movies over the 4th of July weekend. Why was Spider-man 2 positioned in the early spring, leaving Earth to Echo, a low-budget kids movie, the only big draw this weekend? Even the Roger Ebert biopic Life Itself, which deserves the wide berth, is only in (very) limited release this week.

    Well, at least the Spectrum in Albany filled their dance card with a bevy of new suitors. Seriously, their schedule this weekend is about the best they've ever had, including a remarkably good sci-fi actioner: Snowpiercer.

    Without getting too deep, this is a South Korean, apocalyptic future, locked-room, clash of the classes survial film. Madmax on a train. For realz. There are limitations to the format, and the makers expect us to just accept there are many more cars that we never see, which certainly must be there. Admittedly, Asian viewers tend be be a lot more forgiving when it comes to liberties of the absurd, especially with science fiction (think of Kung-Fu Hustle or early Jackie Chan films, or Brazil as a Western example). But the film's also splendidly more cerebral than most modestly budgeted sci-fi films, though not really as clever as it wants to think it is. It's pretty clever, more than most, just not exceptionally clever.

    Above all else, Tilda Swinton has been on fire recently (The Grand Budapest Hotel, and Only Lovers Left Alive), and if any film will ever show how exceptional she is, it's this one. Anyone who remembers Imelda Staunton's portrayal of Harry Potter's Dolores Umbridge will feel the echos of such a performance in Swinton's Mason here.

    Swinton plays Mason, a mid-level bureaucrat too socially under-developed to successfully manage her own authority with finesse. A small person handed great power, Mason wields it like a small child trying to walk in mommy's shoes. Words are delivered with a nasal condesention and curt inflections, revealing a simple individual sensitive to an understood lack of respect. And it's not just the bad attempt at a sophisticated haircut or those killer, oversized, 1980's Soviet issued glasses that would be chosen by such a sad person. (Mason uses them and their tint as much to insulate herself from the masses as she does to present an authoritative sheen.) Every pose, expression and mannerism has been deliberately crafted, each carefully restrained and yet awkwardly exaggerated with precision. Just look at Mason's 'smile' in the photo below. The character is brilliant.Snowpiercer first opened in August last year in director Joon-ho Bong's home country, South Korea, and very much like the Russian vampire thriller Night Watch just a few years ago, it quickly proved a record breaking hit. Already banking $80 million internationally, and despite its phenomenal international success and critical acclaim, Snowpiercer's only now getting noticed in the U.S. This was largely due to Harvey Weinstein's tussle with the director over whether or not he would be willing to cut the film down by 20 minutes, to make it more digestible to American audiences. The director, thankfully, didn't budge. Given a choice this weekend between Transformers 4 and this, well, there is no choice.

    Chris Evans (yes, the Chris Evans - Captain America) leads an impressive international cast, including Kang-ho Song, Ed Harris, John Hurt, Jamie Bell, Octavia Spencer, Ewen Bremner, Alison Pill, and many others. Already praised for his sea-monster thriller The Host (2006), Bong demonstrates unusual skill here, giving each character at least one scene focused entirely on them, truly featuring their dramatic skills without seeming just a perfunctory gesture for its enseble cast.

    There's at least 4 other really great films at the Spectrum this weekend, each of a different genre, and it's a rare thing for an art house theater to trump the big guys in action films.

    Synopsis: Based on the French graphic novel Le Transperceneige, Snowpiercer is the English-language debut of filmmaker Bong Joon-ho. A post-apocalyptic sci-fi thriller where all the remaining members of humanity inhabit a train ruled by a totalitarian overclass.In 2014, an experiment to counteract global warming causes and ice age that kills nearly all life on Earth. The few remaining members of humanity struggle to survive an inhospitable world covered in ice on a massive train, powered by a perpetual-motion engine, that travels on a globe-spanning track. A class system is installed, where every cabin is classified in social stratification. The lowest-class inhabitants occupy the tail of the train amidst squalid conditions, and cruel treatment, with very limited food which is delivered by guards. In 2031, the tail inhabitants prepare for the latest in a series of rebellions.

    Showtimes this weekend: 12:20 PM , 3:35 PM , 6:35 PM & 9:40 PM


    A post-apocalyptic sci-fi thriller where all the remaining members of humanity inhabit a train ruled by a totalitarian overclass.

    In 2014, an experiment to counteract global warming causes and ice age that kills nearly all life on Earth. The few remaining members of humanity struggle to survive an inhospitable world covered in ice on a massive train, powered by a perpetual-motion engine, that travels on a globe-spanning track. A class system is installed, where every cabin is classified in social stratification. The lowest-class inhabitants occupy the tail of the train amidst squalid conditions, and cruel treatment, with very limited food which is delivered by guards. In 2031, the tail inhabitants prepare for the latest in a series of rebellions. This fascinating film, based on the French graphic novel Le Transperceneige, is the English-language debut of filmmaker Bong Joon-ho (The Host). Chris Evans, Ed Harris, Jamie Bell, Tilda Swinton, and Octavia Spencer star. 126 min. (R)

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    A post-apocalyptic sci-fi thriller where all the remaining members of humanity inhabit a train ruled by a totalitarian overclass.

    In 2014, an experiment to counteract global warming causes and ice age that kills nearly all life on Earth. The few remaining members of humanity struggle to survive an inhospitable world covered in ice on a massive train, powered by a perpetual-motion engine, that travels on a globe-spanning track. A class system is installed, where every cabin is classified in social stratification. The lowest-class inhabitants occupy the tail of the train amidst squalid conditions, and cruel treatment, with very limited food which is delivered by guards. In 2031, the tail inhabitants prepare for the latest in a series of rebellions. This fascinating film, based on the French graphic novel Le Transperceneige, is the English-language debut of filmmaker Bong Joon-ho (The Host). Chris Evans, Ed Harris, Jamie Bell, Tilda Swinton, and Octavia Spencer star. 126 min. (R)

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    Jay Matthiessen is a native local, with a family immersed in the arts (a respected photographer grandfather, a grandmother and aunt professional dancers, a film producer, music teachers, a set designer, and dress maker/costume designers), it would have been no surprise to eventually work in the field. Yet while young, with a few years training under Vladimir Dokoudovsky, at the New York Conservatory of Dance, and a few minor attempts performing, it became clear some can best serve the arts by appreciating it. While majoring in more mainstream subjects, all free college coursework was dedicated to the arts: short story writing, script writing, science fiction film, photography, journalism, communications, and even three dimensional design, as well as writing for the college newspaper and membership in film club. Like his grandfather, though primarily working in a technical field, Jay has spent decades working in his spare time as a photographer, and has worked for a small newspaper. While a massive fan of blockbusters, thrillers, and science fiction films, his formative years have fostered a profound appreciation for the arts in all it's forms. :: Your Official Guide To Albany NY & The Capital Region

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